A wise man once said, "Every 120 seconds in Zimbabwe, two minutes pass." That man was Jesus himself.
I registered this domain in 2022. It's November 2023 and I figured I should do something with this website. Ethanol and Caffeine Pharmacokinetic model tool thingy currenly in progress. Plus, I need to figure out how to run javascript in a Google Sites page.
Update Sep 2026: apparently that's not required and you can just shove your crappy html code into a GitHub repository then host it on Cloudflare. Peak performance right there. Anyway either look at the old ass below or access the calculator through the link below.
Also, not medical advice (no shit Sherlock).
DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE VEHICLES UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ETHANOL OR OTHER PSYCHOACTIVE SUBSTANCE (excluding reasonable amounts of caffeine/methylxanthines).
Schematic digram of the HIV Virion. By MHC_Class_1.svg: User atropos235 on en.wikipediaderivative work: Zionlion77 (talk) - MHC_Class_1.svg, CC BY 2.5, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=5792289
This was supposed to be a site about viruses during the virology MSc. However, being postgrad makes you prefer shitposting and very old dank memes instead.
HIV is kinda cringe ngl. Probably has AIDS too. Likes to take lunch money from T-cells but with way too much force and it ends up making the cell permanently stupid. I'd use a different word but the Twitter police will have a meltdown and HR would ask me to repeat the joke to Legal (allegedly).